Reality TV is pretty much on all channels at one point or another... and I will bashfully admit I am drawn to a couple that fall into the "smut" TV category. Now "smut" reality is different from the "GREAT" reality shows and there are a few of them out there.. naming one "The Biggest Catch". That show is fantastic. I have been following the captains for years now. It deserves a post of its own....so that said, I will continue on with my "smut" thoughts.
At night, when the kiddos are in bed it is not unheard of to catch me watching The Housewives of so and so (insert whatever city here) or Jerserylicious... (blue eye shadow has indeed made a come back up north and it brought its friend aquanet). If you want to find out just how dull your life is and be grateful for it... tune into to watch one of these little jewels. Have Mercy! Anyways, one night I was watching Sarah Palin whack the plumb fool out of some halibut and a commercial came on for "Bama Belles"- this sent my "smut" radar off. (Note to self- I must watch this show!)
The grand premier was Sunday night... and I feel the need to give you a punch list of the highlights - for it held up to my "smut" expectations...
Here ya go...
1. The pack of gals are located in South Alabama.
2 .All packs have an alpha - it took me all of 10 seconds to figure out who she was- Amie ** I feel the need to insert a little commentary at this point** In my opinion, I am pretty sure she has single handedly destroyed the image of a "southern lady"... which brings me to number 3 on our list-
3. Cow Sugar- One of the first scenes is Amie and another pack member Jana... she is showing Jana the fine art of letting a cow (pause inserted here to show disgust) ahem... YES, a cow take a cracker out of your mouth. (MORE commentary here- NOW I have lived in the Great state of Alabama my entire life- I have never nor do I intend on letting a cow take food out of my mouth. "Cow Sugar" is not normal. I am sure, as with all animals- if the COW could reach its rear end it would lick it like other animals **just something to think about** This is not a normal "Belle" activity- just so everyone understands").
4. Spraying a Yankee with Deer Pee- ok, that was a little funny
5. One Pack members boat business is not a float (sorry for the pun)so she tried for a promotion in sales for bladder pacemakers... never heard of it, probably needed. I am really sorry- she did not get the job...(shakes head in confusion)
6. Mother In Law From Hell Comes For a Visit- self explanatory as far as I am concerned.
7. Cowboys and Indians Party for a GROWN man- main course- Jello Shooters
8. Yankee has her eye on a cowboy hottie - Harlequin Romance had a hand in this scene
9. Biker, Dakata is back from somewhere and she does not like the Yankee girl- (saw that coming)
10. Yankee girl actually thinks all southern or Alabama people live in shacks, she refers to us as "country" (some harsh truth to that after she has been exposed to the "Belles")
Did you watch it? Did I leave anything out? I think it is safe to say, that about sums it up- as you can see, this is edge of your seat entertainment. It is the new HeeHaw. I will be tuning in again because who doesn't like a little "smut" with their sweet tea and "COW SUGAR".
BYE YA'LL
Even Tommy thought the show was disgusting!!!Aimee was one of the wives on the RV reality show last year. She is a DJ somewhere in South Alabama and I think a real you know what. I had looked it up on the internet before it came on and knew with her on it, it would be bad. They said she shopped it around for a couple of years and TLC finally took it. Now the Palin series is another matter, I love her and her family. Of course Sunday night another you know what, this one named Kate, messes up the Palin show for a little while.
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